@rickygervais: Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
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@OkieGirl405: Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy
@RdrJay47: [Calls Ex-Girlfriend] Remember all those hair-ties and Bobby pins you lost? Well, I found all 5,000 while moving.
@Bill_Nye_tho: i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals