@rickygervais: Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
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@weinerdog4life: How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.
@drayzze: I wish I had a bear so I could take him hiking and camping So if we ran into other bears, he'd be like "It's cool, man, he's with me."
@StephenAtHome: The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.