@rickygervais: Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
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@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
@bug_deal: the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it’s full of skeletons now
@ruinedpicnic: [catches spider in a glass] spider: omg are you going to drink me? me: oh no this is just to take you outside spider: me: spider: drink me