@BubblesnBooze: Marriage, when you drink as much as possible before your husband gets home so you can just drink 1 glass of wine in front of him.
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@AlfKilledMyCat: Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@Reverend_Scott: [first date] Date: I like bad boys, and sensitive guys Me: [slowly uncovers Golden Girls tattoo]
@_wangwe: Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life.