@MoneypennyNaked: Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them.
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@xofreckles: Lesson learned: toddlers don't understand sarcasm. As a side note, don't say 'bite me' around toddlers that don't understand sarcasm
@CynicalLongkat: Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?
@ilovepie84: Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet.
@kiebi: It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over