@dbgindy: Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)
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@LizHackett: [gently takes the Spider-Man franchise outside using a cup and piece of paper] There you go, little buddy. You're free now.
@juneohara65: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly.
@LilFlaOrange30: I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day.