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@PetrickSara: [Married pillow-talk]

Husband: What's your deepest fantasy?
Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don't leave any crumbs under the table.

[Married pillow-talk]

Husband: What’s your deepest fantasy?
Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don’t leave any crumbs under the table.

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