@TylerLinkin: Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@robotrowboat: Please put away that scary photo, Tina. That's my X-ray. I'm not sure what’s worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray.
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.
@BriarSlyMadness: You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands... ...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed.
@Daniel_Sloss: Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!