@TylerLinkin: Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around.
@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.