@TylerLinkin: Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@animaldrumss: [overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad
@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.
@DrunkkLawyer: During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' ..
@IdStandOnThat: My daughter just said, "Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads." She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now.