@BillDixonish: Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone "what are you supposed to be?" without triggering an existential crisis.

@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword

@seriouslymanish: This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped

@RidiculousSheri: I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.

@delasoulless: Faster! Faster! Faster! Don't stop! Almost there!Yes! YESSSS! -me trying to get everyone through the traffic light.