@TylerLinkin: Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: honey I'm home wife: how was your first night class well [hangs up suit of armor] not good
@jakob_huber: Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away.
@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.