@karencheee: Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!
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@NightValeRadio: I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static.
@AndyAsAdjective: If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works
@Hormonella: Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you.
@KeetRidley: If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home.