@OhNoSheTwitnt: Martin Shkreli has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford.
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@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
@MandiAtRandom: Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog
@jonnysun: my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy