Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck.

@HomeProbably: My girlfriend said she liked long walks so I bought her a dog.

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@CelebrityChez: There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party.

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@Sophie2078: I spilled coffee over my keyboard, so I spent all day asking letters from my employees. "Give me a "g" "Give me an "h" They hate me now.

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@theNuzzy: There's no "k" in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren't in team?

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@TheLadBible: Misplaced advertising.

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