Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck.

@JimmerThatisAll: I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year.

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@mochanya: I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.

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@MafiaJoker78: A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.

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@TeejayRush: Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...

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@sfreeze6: [HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't "contract" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it

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