@TravLeBlanc: Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.
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@_GrahamPatrick: PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes.
@GavinProbably: I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out.