@TravLeBlanc: Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.
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@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
@timdonakowski: Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons.
@superdadatron: *Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note "please don't eat me". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?