@TravLeBlanc: Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.
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@chilldadpalguy: name a hurricane "Jesus" cuz then u could say "Jesus is coming" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture
@Sickayduh: [Lie detector] "You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?" - Yes *needle going nuts* "I, sir, have been owned"
@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.