@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.
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@freshestginger: HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@MatCro: PROFESSOR X: Quick! Magneto, save that bus full of kids! MAGENTO: I think you've got the wrong guy. *turns everything purple*