@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.
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@houffy: *i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the "Hog Riders" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too.
@SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
@mexinonblonde: WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward.