@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u? Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE? Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR For speeding.
@jngraphs: I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address Baby, does this mean we're on a break?
@T_Bonezzz: CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege
@cool_pond: replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground