@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.
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@dlockw21: I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
@pleatedjeans: OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!
@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.