@AlexvanBeek: Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab.
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@GinRumMe: Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.
@thejessbess: I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over.
@OneFunnyMummy: Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome.
@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.