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@rose24_em: **mass text**
Girl, you know you're the only one.
@Kelly_skeleton: Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I know where you can buy drugs"
@JB4Realz: They should make erasers for Crayons called "Crayoffs".
@JoParkerBear: [panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me
@Sickayduh: WHY IS IT CALLED "CAPS LOCK"
AND NOT "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"
@JohnBechard: "Blow on this."