@mellimelle: Match dot com, but for socks.
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@MoistPork: There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic.
@Darlainky: Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine.
@patnspankme: This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer