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@daemonic3: [math class]

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

"By crawling to the counter?"

GET OUT

[math class]

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don’t have feet?

“By crawling to the counter?”

GET OUT

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