@mjkspeaks: Math never tried to solve any of my problems.
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@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.
@REnlightenment: Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever
@CauseWereGuys: My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago