@KevinFarzad: MATH Q: 5 friends wanna split a $50 dinner. But Josh wants a separate check bc his thing was $2 less. Really, Josh? This is y nobody likes u
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@Shock_Monster: In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers.
@C00LpenNAME: They say your home is your castle. But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.