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@MattchooFitz: "Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!"

[tries to date pizza]

[gets friend calzoned]

“Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!”

[tries to date pizza]

[gets friend calzoned]

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