@adamrensch: Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses
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@jergarl: [Showing a friend around the house] Me: And THIS is where my 5 yr old eats his popcorn. *motions to area covered in popcorn.
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.
@SufficientCharm: That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like "Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"
@SamDelanche: Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way.