@SmithWit: May I get your name? Yes, its "I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."
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@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.
@OnlyFastEddie: I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well.