@IamEnidColeslaw: may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning
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@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: At a guess, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: Hardly any D: That's excellent ME [swigs vodka] But I'm a terrible guesser
@Elephart: When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers.
@Samzen_: Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY.