@smickable: "Maybe a nap will cheer me up!" she said knowing full well she'd wake up feeling like a prisoner of war who time traveled in a sack of bees.
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@BrianStack153: Just felt compelled to apologize again for my joke last year about Don Henley having a pet chicken named Hen Donley.
@mattgallo123: The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.
@MinedOvaMatter: I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving.
@ghostovpiss: what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden