@smickable: "Maybe a nap will cheer me up!" she said knowing full well she'd wake up feeling like a prisoner of war who time traveled in a sack of bees.
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@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
@XplodingUnicorn: [reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better.
@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity.
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot