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@silent_musings: Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
@Andee_Stewart: Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot
@iwearaonesie: 9: I'm going to live with you guys forever
me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again
@CharlieDontSrf: I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman
@Freudianscript: I need to start paying more attention when i'm talking to myself.
@josePhDhoran: "Wow he's good" -possum at the morgue