@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
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@SaraMansford: Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
@jennifereblue: I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!
@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.