@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
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@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
@possibilyss: In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me
@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
@beckyiniowa: If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon.