@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.
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@215potter: These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?
@Adyaces: No matter how much I shake my phone, you still won't come out. Are you stuck? I think you're stuck.
@QwertyJones3: We need a name for our store that shows we're on the cutting edge of technology. "How about Radio Shack?" Perfect.
@DougStanhope: 16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment.