@jonnysun: maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do
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@ChristianGalia1: i like keeping my metabolism on its toes. Like what’s it gonna be today, complete starvation or 6,000 calories.
@geowizzacist: (Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo.
@OldUncleDaveO: Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle.