@SlickestOfRicks: "Maybe connect two monocles together? Pretty good idea. I have to write this down." - the guy that invented the pen
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@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
@Qu4rtKn33: Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day.
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.