@badbanana: Maybe don't show me a picture if you don't want me to rate your baby.
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@Jenny4ashley: Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome.
@bigTman001: Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?
@behindyourback: I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.
@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample