@ShittingtonUK: Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers.
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@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@hasht4g: I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.
@AmericanGent69: If someone insults you, the best revenge is to just ignore them and pretend it never bothered you. Although arson works too.
@AndyAsAdjective: I'm extremely good at being so close to getting a prediction right. I'm like an Almostradamus.