@ShittingtonUK: Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers.
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@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.
@Douchekevin: When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk.