@kirbys4losers: Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance.
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@PresidentGrimes: I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady.
@envydatropic: Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an "Oh, honey"
@OneLastStranger: Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro