@AtticusFinch79: Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces...
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@sad_tree: *sees guy ordering pizza* "With onion" (Ok) "Sausage" (Nice) "Mushroom" (Hell yea) "Chk" (Plz) "Meatballs" (Why) "Anchovies" (Ur dead to me)
@hashtag_stacks: 'Sorry I liked your Facebook status, I was using my laptop as a plate'- my autobiography