@Jenny4ashley: Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline.
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@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
@SortaBad: *guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* "It means wisdom" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* "It means I was brave at the doctor"
@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
@IGotsSmarts: Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough.