@jackiembouvier: Maybe, if I sit very still, this nice family at Olive Garden won't notice that I'm sitting at their table eating their bread sticks.
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@TheAlexP: *getting escorted out of a Chuck E. Cheese* Listen buddy, This beer told me I could dance.
@kelly_pawlluck: Cute guy: I like that you just say what's on your mind Me: Why do you think Ginger was the only band member named after an actual spice?
@psybermonkey: "Please be aware that we are experiencing higher than average call volume" *connects* Agent: Hello Me (whispering): hello