@ricksteelman: Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure.
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@ibid78: DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days
@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.