@ricksteelman: Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure.
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@GrantTanaka: We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore
@Phantasmagoriax: If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral.
@iGreenMonk: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replied, "I know. I saw your tweet!"