@CoopSoSarc: Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car.
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@senderblock23: No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?
@Nahdude83: I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming.
@scott2ten: Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that.