@F5X11: Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
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@trevso_electric: Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.
@notacroc: Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA
@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started