@madamezooble: Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado.
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@CulturedRuffian: I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close.
@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@ch000ch: if she doesn't reciprocate ur first "i love u", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say "oh cool u love me too? nice"