@JohnLyonTweets: Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea.
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@Book_Krazy: "Whoa nice car" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] "What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"
@Sarcasticsapien: Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it.
@Pundamentalism: Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.