@gwatts77: Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works.
@InternetHippo: SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that’s also my reason
@NolaChef504: When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.