@gwatts77: Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.
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@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@Fred_Delicious: [Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"
@MelKassel: Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.