@junejuly12: Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store
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@AndyShulk: If you run through an airport yelling "Marybeth I love you don't go!" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance.
@alldrolledup: It has come to my attention that some of you are eating the bottom half of cupcakes. That is the peel, people. Know your fruit.
@juneohara65: Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
@Dawn_M_: Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese.