@junejuly12: Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store
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@sweet_toof: Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours
@MandiAtRandom: Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
@TheMongoose69: When I push a door that clearly says pull, it serves as a harsh reminder that I'd make a terrible midwife.