@OneFunnyMummy: Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them.
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@PhilJamesson: Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]
@sixfootcandy: You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing.
@RexHuppke: I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, "Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!" and everyone ran out.
@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.