@OneFunnyMummy: Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them.
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@DanielRCarrillo: If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating.
@aparnapkin: if someone is yelling at you, put a smoothie in their hand. it's hard to be intimidated by someone holding a smoothie.
@KalvinMacleod: If there's one thing children have taught me it's how to count down from 5 while pretending there's a huge consequence if I ever reach zero.
@LovestruckLayla: So I have one coworker who uses "irregardless" and another who uses "unappropriate" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people.