@junejuly12: Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price.
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@MongooseMayhem: Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money.
@FlyoverJoel: The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.
@merican_ninjy: Yelling out "Stranger Danger!" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code.
@Ameiam: My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*