@junejuly12: Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price.
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@AimeeHelene1: I miss that time in my life when people asked easy questions, like "What's your favorite color?" or "Where is your belly button?".
@SoulYodeler: Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend
@Dutch_50: "More than 1 way to skin a cat" - "Killing 2 birds with 1 stone" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off" -- who ARE we???
@cool_as_heck: Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute