@junejuly12: Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price.
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@_davidlucas_: So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm "antisocial". I call bullshit.
@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@StevioSquared: Leonardo DiCaprio playing me in the movie of my life, but in the scene where I'm watching Titanic, it's me playing him.