@TheToddWilliams: Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline.
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@GibJimson: If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at.
@BackrowSeats: People that say "God never gives you more than you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.
@Dorkstress: Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!