@caseytduncan: Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh.
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@ericsshadow: [on a date] HER: any accomplishments? ME: yeah, i'm an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog... liker HER: awww
@PyrBliss: Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts.
@shawnspree: Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.
@fro_vo: Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now