@caseytduncan: Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh.
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@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"
@LoveNLunchmeat: If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write "No DMs" in your bio.
@WilliamAder: One more missile failure and the Acme Corp. is going to lose that North Korea contract.