@VerifiedJayy: Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey
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@tarashoe: ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head
@BEEAAARR: Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.
@LackOfShame: Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.