@VerifiedJayy: Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey
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@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.
@MichaelTrying: I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.
@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
@brendohare: If I was on the Titanic I would have told the captain "Do not hit that iceberg," saving millions in the process