@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
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@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse
@robyn_vo: I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm.
@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.