@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
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@mikescollins: "1990 called, they want their shirt back." "...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"
@NotMarkAllen: I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad.
@panmidwest: HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually