@hippieswordfish: 'maybe the world wasn't ready for pizza perfume' i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other
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@WAYNES_O: When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife.
@ShoutingGoddess: Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.