@MariyaAlexander: Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?
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@Iwriteforcats: The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT.
@retardedwriter: Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
@Deirdreocx: [Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?