@GuyThe_Guy: Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes.
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies
@Mr_Kapowski: I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts
@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*