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@GuyThe_Guy: Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes.
@AComicTragedy: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him.
@ZAKagan: BARBER: would you like a hot towel?
ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels
@HockeyGoddess24: Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you.
@SumReecesPieces: "I need to talk to you." Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever.
@stockejock: Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough.