Funny Tweeter

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@donni: MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city
ME: So long, suckers!
*hops in city and drives away*
MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!

MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city 
ME: So long, suckers! 
*hops in city and drives away* 
MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!

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