@punmagnate: MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket
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@hythemafia: When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.